Faux-AP

A person (generally under age 50) who poses online as a much older person or over retirement age. Phrase first coined by Aly of Thanet in conversation with Rob of Thanet.

I was chatting with a faux-AP last night on Tinder.

by Rob Seeker December 27, 2020

Aj the ape

Sexy ass mf named AJ Jardine

AJ the ape loves to swing his meat in my throat

by Aj the ape January 14, 2021

Ape Slayer

it a monkey that can spray an ak in rust

The ape slayer beemed the rust scrubs

by KoreanBeemer March 11, 2021

Ape Shit

Verity going ape shit on herself with a wine bottle.

Ape shit, steam forming masturbation

by APESHITking June 9, 2012

AP Final

I don't what that is. You ether do it or you don't.

"Are you doing the AP Final?"
"What?"

by thebeatboxguy111 December 16, 2022

Brush Ape

When an unabathed young boy severely needs a haircut and his hair is matted, large and scuzzy.

Junectah, you look like a brush ape!

by Squeedely Teets June 18, 2020

Ape Brain

Somebody who is not very smart; a person that has the cognitive abilities of an ape.

John: hey what’s 9+10
Sam: 21
John: you are such an ape brain, it’s obviously 19 you simpleton

by LeEgg October 2, 2020