Thomas Face

Someone that has a face that resembles Thomas the tank engine.

Girl 1: “ I slept with this guy last night, but I don’t think it’s going anywhere because he totally had Thomas face.”

by J.Mimz May 11, 2018

Blumpkin Face

A term used to describe the aftermath of a blumpkin. The ejaculate is strategically sprayed on the face of the individual performing a blumpkin.

John: Awww, Jane, you sure do have a cute blumpkin face!

Jane: Screw you, dick.

by Blumpkin Queen November 3, 2011

Wikipedia face

noun. it's a "thing" -- that unsatisfied grimace one gives or receives when Wikipedia is presented as a reliable source for information. The emoticon equivalent is >:\

Eileen: I went to the library for help finding information on Vedic chanting and the librarian sent me to Wikipedia.
Sam: THEY DID WHAT?!
Eileen: Yeah, I gave them the Wikipedia face >:\

by TeamJizzless April 25, 2013

head face

Often used to describe the degree to which a person is or is not attractive while performing fellatio. Most likely originates from the observation that some women are not quite as cute when they are giving head.

"Man, your girlfriend is stunning."
"Isn't she? Just between you and me though... lousy head face."

by stevenmoreso April 24, 2008

face touchie

The phenomenon of touching faces in a photo taken with a smart phone at arm's length. May or may not be combined with duck lips. Rarely done by guys with other guys, but frequently done by girls in a pair or group.

"Those girlfriends are always posting face touchies on Facebook."

by Pwwwn ship December 11, 2013

Upstate Face

Zero chin

Matt Chase has an upstate face

by JuJu139 June 20, 2018

Shawn Faced

Being highly intoxicated on opiates, nodding, and having a very sleepy look on your face. half shut eyes, and a slack jaw is common.

After I did all that oxycodone last night, I was completely Shawn faced.

by DjQurt September 29, 2010