Blumpkin Face

A term used to describe the aftermath of a blumpkin. The ejaculate is strategically sprayed on the face of the individual performing a blumpkin.

John: Awww, Jane, you sure do have a cute blumpkin face!

Jane: Screw you, dick.

by Blumpkin Queen November 3, 2011

face touchie

The phenomenon of touching faces in a photo taken with a smart phone at arm's length. May or may not be combined with duck lips. Rarely done by guys with other guys, but frequently done by girls in a pair or group.

"Those girlfriends are always posting face touchies on Facebook."

by Pwwwn ship December 11, 2013

Wikipedia face

noun. it's a "thing" -- that unsatisfied grimace one gives or receives when Wikipedia is presented as a reliable source for information. The emoticon equivalent is >:\

Eileen: I went to the library for help finding information on Vedic chanting and the librarian sent me to Wikipedia.
Sam: THEY DID WHAT?!
Eileen: Yeah, I gave them the Wikipedia face >:\

by TeamJizzless April 25, 2013

head face

Often used to describe the degree to which a person is or is not attractive while performing fellatio. Most likely originates from the observation that some women are not quite as cute when they are giving head.

"Man, your girlfriend is stunning."
"Isn't she? Just between you and me though... lousy head face."

by stevenmoreso April 24, 2008

victory face

The contorted face a guy makes as he's blowing his load in a woman. It also relates to the thought that goes through a guys head as he busting a nut- "Hah! Little vixen, I got you!"

We were going at it for half an hour and then I victory faced, then I got the hell out of there.

by WTI January 26, 2005

tim face

Tim face is when someone has a permanent look on their face that makes you want to throat punch them.

Look at him with his Tim face!

by Tim face December 15, 2017

face cave

where the face resides, a smoke an swedge den, where techno comes from.

"where have you been"
"in the face cave"

by skin84 December 18, 2007