bakers cock ring

A Bakers Cock Ring is when one (usually elderly men) raps a twist tie around their cock to pervert it from leaking.

I used to leak everywhere before I started using a Bakers cock ring

by Ipoopmypants.com February 17, 2022

bakers shit

a shit so thick and creamy it could fill a pastry bag and decorate a cake.

dude, I just took a 5 star bakers shit.

by squid_x January 11, 2021

Coach Baker's LOL

Coach Nick Baker commonly uses LOL in his text messages. Most may believe that it would mean "laughing out loud" or "lots of love" but it is starting to become clear that he is sending the team a hidden meaning. That secret meaning is "lots of losses" as he points out the teams inability to hit a baseball and to not get walked off every other game.

Coach Baker's LOL: If you saw the team we played today you would understand lol.

by qwerty98712 May 12, 2022

Thaddeus Baker

He's always cooking up that Thaddeus Fried Chicken, he's good at math, and loves the color purple. He is also a baker and loves making cookies for all of us to enjoy.

Thaddeus Baker : Purple
Me : AHHHHHHHHHHHH

by Dixie Definitionz April 29, 2022

The Chief Baker

The best cake artist in Kampala Uganda.
Find him on Instagram, Twitter ad Facebook.

"The Chief Baker"...you just said it...!!

by The Chief Baker November 23, 2021

Baker Slade

A golf shot That an average golfer will never perfect... It is a rare golf shot that starts all the way to the left and slowly works its way to the right....150 drive in the moddle of the fairway ..most would call it a slice...bigbabyjesus would say otherwise

Okay boys we have a dog leg right..... So we're gonna need the baker slade here...

by Peachdiddy February 29, 2024

A Baker's Dozen

A state of having so many women interested in you that a dozen would be an understatement. Therefore, it is known that you have a "Baker's Dozen" women

"Look at David go! That guy's got A Baker's Dozen! Girls just can't get enough of him"

by mouseman956 January 4, 2025