dog in a manger

And lo a dog wanteth not the hay, but stoppeth the oxen eating nonetheless.

He's a dog in a manger.

dog in a manger by CtPf on hols June 26, 2017

Like a pneumatic drill in a manhole 

Fucking like well-endowed rabbits in the ass.

Lucie made love like a pneumatic drill in a manhole.

Like a pneumatic drill in a manhole by polly pocket 89 June 17, 2018

to pull a manfred 

when your picking up all of your stuff to go home and live with your parents.

to pull a manfred being defined
he pulled a manfred
what did he move home to his parents?
yes

to pull a manfred by petter Jørgensen July 7, 2019

get you a mans like this

A phrase someone says when a man does something polite or charming. It means to get a respectful boyfriend like the guy you are referencing is to his girlfriend.

Jenna: Hey Charlie, can you go get me some more water?

Charlie: Sure (gets up to go get Jenna water)
Jenna: Can you also grab the ketchup?
Charlie: Yeah (grabs ketchup and water and brings them to Jenna)
Alice: Get you a mans like this!

get you a mans like this by Jeff Goldblum 101 June 30, 2020

Mermaid in a Manhole 

when a Chad goes to a girls High school sporting event and gets lucky at the event

Scott went to the girls volleyball game left Suzy under the bleachers like a mermaid in a manhole

Mermaid in a Manhole by bloodmon October 13, 2021

Baby Jesus in a manger 

The act of resting a little nugget of hash on top of a bed of weed in your pipe or bong

Yo man, hit this bowl, I put a baby Jesus in a manger, you'll get high AF

Baby Jesus in a manger by Vice420 November 21, 2022

Away In A Manger

A Christmas Carol the headmistress makes you sing at each school assembly in December.

Headmistress: Today we are going to sing "Away In A Manger" again since it is Christmas Time

Kids: Mass moaning and groaning*

Away In A Manger by UltimateDoge December 15, 2022