The times in horrormovies where the characters (who somehow always happen to be white) find themselves in stupid, deadly, or extremely difficult situations that were COMPLETELY avoidable if they had used the common sense that falls under these three categories: 1.) LEAVE IT ALONE 2.) NEVER INVESTIGATE 3.) LISTEN TO THE ADVICE(which is usually to leave something alone)
Amityville Horror-Listen to Advice
Listen white people, if you're seeing bodies and someone or something tells you to get out, DO IT. When the family stayed, it was White People Syndrome (W.P.S.)
Paranormal Activity-Listen to Advice
The idiot husband did the opposite of the ADVICE the guy told them. He taunted the spirit, and grabbed a ouji board. White People Syndrome (W.P.S.)
The Blair Witch Project-Never Investigate
A rumor is going around, that if you walk into a certain forest, you will get killed. Going to avoid it? Nope! You have to find out exactly what’s going on, on tape. White People Syndrome
Chernobyl Diaries- Leave it Alone/Never Investigate
Who’s up for vacationing in creepy abandoned radioactive towns? The white kids! Nuclear fallout =deadly. Do not enter. Stay away. But did they? NO. That’s White People Syndrome
Prometheus-Leave it Alone
If you had left that big mysterious alien infested planet alone white people, life would still be yours. But you HAD to know. (W.P.S)
The Ring-Leave it Alone/Never Investigate
Why would you investigate a tape that reputed to be killing people? That is one movie that these characters could have left on the shelf. And who is ‘investigating’ this phenomenon? A white person. Therefore, it’s White People Syndrome (W.P.S.)
Listen white people, if you're seeing bodies and someone or something tells you to get out, DO IT. When the family stayed, it was White People Syndrome (W.P.S.)
Paranormal Activity-Listen to Advice
The idiot husband did the opposite of the ADVICE the guy told them. He taunted the spirit, and grabbed a ouji board. White People Syndrome (W.P.S.)
The Blair Witch Project-Never Investigate
A rumor is going around, that if you walk into a certain forest, you will get killed. Going to avoid it? Nope! You have to find out exactly what’s going on, on tape. White People Syndrome
Chernobyl Diaries- Leave it Alone/Never Investigate
Who’s up for vacationing in creepy abandoned radioactive towns? The white kids! Nuclear fallout =deadly. Do not enter. Stay away. But did they? NO. That’s White People Syndrome
Prometheus-Leave it Alone
If you had left that big mysterious alien infested planet alone white people, life would still be yours. But you HAD to know. (W.P.S)
The Ring-Leave it Alone/Never Investigate
Why would you investigate a tape that reputed to be killing people? That is one movie that these characters could have left on the shelf. And who is ‘investigating’ this phenomenon? A white person. Therefore, it’s White People Syndrome (W.P.S.)
by 4ever_GC July 5, 2012
Get the White People Syndrome (W.P.S.)mug. Also known as PWKWP. Originally a MadTV parody of those annoying and redundant WB (CW) teen dramas. It has become a way to describe shows that center around either the Popular kid or the Underdog, has little to no diversity in it's cast, and has predictable dialog.
Aaron: Hey Jacob, did you watch the new {Quarterlife, One Tree Hill, Gossip Girl, Smallville, Friday Night Lights, The Hills, Laguna Beach, etc.}?
Jacob: Naw man, that show's too "Pretty White Kids with Problems" for my taste.
Jacob: Naw man, that show's too "Pretty White Kids with Problems" for my taste.
by Danny47 February 27, 2008
Get the Pretty White Kids with Problemsmug. An innocent song that people joke about because it sounds like the fabled n-word.
Also, it actually bops.
Also, it actually bops.
by TwksqR December 1, 2020
Get the Sunshine Rainbow White Ponymug. 1. Yoga pants
2. Scrunchies
3. Starbucks
4. Polaroid cameras
5. Vintage pattern clothes
6. Watch Emma chamberlain
7. Listen to Billie Eilish
8. Follow James Charles makeup tutorials
9. Instagram, Snapchat, Pinterest
10. Vans
11. Kylie lip kits
12. Airpods
13. Riverdale
14. Latest iPhones
15. Hydro flasks with stickers.
2. Scrunchies
3. Starbucks
4. Polaroid cameras
5. Vintage pattern clothes
6. Watch Emma chamberlain
7. Listen to Billie Eilish
8. Follow James Charles makeup tutorials
9. Instagram, Snapchat, Pinterest
10. Vans
11. Kylie lip kits
12. Airpods
13. Riverdale
14. Latest iPhones
15. Hydro flasks with stickers.
Bella is such a basic white girl 2019. She literally wears her AirPods to every class and wears her vans gear to every single class.
by Basicwhitegirl_2019 January 15, 2019
Get the Basic White Girl 2019mug. large, 60's era muscle car capable of massive destruction. Formerly seen cruising the streets of Fayetteville, NC in the late 1990's.
"Did you hear about that 50 car pileup"
"Yeah, the Great White Hype drove through it like it wasn't even there"
"Yeah, the Great White Hype drove through it like it wasn't even there"
by Immanuel Fuentes December 9, 2008
Get the great white hypemug. A used condom filled with ejaculate that is covered in human feces from gay anal sex that has washed upon any shore along the San Francisco Bay Area coastline. A variation of the fabled and legendary Coney Island White Fish.
Goofus: Yo' dawg remember when I was at your house last week and I had to pinch a loaf in your parents bedroom because they were fumigating the guest bathroom for fartworm? Well dawg I didn't mean to snoop but before I could make brown, I opened the toilet and saw a fresh healthy San Francisco White Fish swimming around. I think it might have been part Koi as it had a brown birthmark on its forehead. But what I'm assuming is that the last time your parents were on a romantic walk on baker beach, they saw this little fella' wash up on shore and instead of doing the humane and sensible thing and throw it back, they decided to bring it home risking its life further and raising it in this toilet in hopes to be domesticated. That or your dad had gay anal sex behind your moms back and got fucked up the ass!
Gallant: Fuck you you stupid motherfucker!!!
Gallant: Fuck you you stupid motherfucker!!!
by Queef_Quackenbush_Jr November 9, 2020
Get the San Francisco White Fishmug. a white ass cracker who don't kno shit about rap, education, or social structure. The boy probably got AIDS on his neck and he is booty. He is ass. And he is ugly as fuck. O and he thinks he's a nigga but we all kno thats not true.
by BigDADDY D October 13, 2011
Get the White Chocolatemug.