smoking the monkey

The act of masterbating in a very vigorous way to get your load off because of being old.

Paul is so old he is always smoking the monkey trying to get his load off. The Man has severe calloused hands.

by Clamer September 1, 2017

Scribble Monkey

An artist of color.

Hey bob, look at the scribble monkeys drawing. It’s pretty good.

by Kraker Barrel October 24, 2018

Monkey Nuts

An expression used to describe something that is crazy or just really good. This word is typically used to describe how hard a song goes.

Did you here my new mixtape, it goes monkey nuts!
Yo! Those new Jordans are monkey nuts!

by LIL BEAR & LIL DOUGGY November 4, 2018

monkey

i would rather not say

monkey

by thymonkeyman669 February 20, 2019

Monkey pudding

The ejaculate of a post vasectomy male.

I walked in on Scott as he shot his monkey pudding all over Reubens chest.

by Monkeypuddin February 23, 2019

Monkey

A short brown intellectual being that commonly has a lisp and has messy brown hair.and will also put white cream on little boys

There was a monkey on the bus this morning

by Dinggle berry February 26, 2019

Monkey

Just a general insult not to be taken seriously between friends or other people in a specific group.

(It can really mean whatever depending on how it is used)

Dude! How’d you already die? You’re such a monkey!

by Swoogy456 March 14, 2019