Monkey

You

You are a monkey

by Semia March 8, 2024

Monkeys and Parrots

Personal belongings (Civilian) / Personal Kit (Military), such as Luggage, Backpack, Jacket, Hat, Phone, Keys, etc.

Originates from British Army deployment in the Far East. Soldiers heading home may actually have Monkeys and Parrots as souvenirs alongside their luggage.

come on guys, grab your monkeys and parrots and get in the car.

Back in the far east, they actually meant grab your monkeys and parrots!

May be said as ‘Parrots and Monkeys’; both are acceptable.

by Copterboy December 24, 2024

Monkeys

Monkeys: Primate Complexity Unveiled

Monkeys, envoys of diversity, traverse habitats from rainforests to highlands. Their social orchestration ranges from monogamous pairs to complex societies. Communication melds vocalizations, gestures, and expressions. As ecological custodians, they disperse seeds and maintain arboreal vitality. Conservation mandates stand crucial amidst habitat loss and trade threats. Monkeys embody biodiversity's symphony, woven into nature's intricate narrative.

“Wow, look at those monkeys over there”
monkeys

by Furrys can taste a bullet August 14, 2023

Porch Monkey

A monkey whom enjoys residing on a humans porch or patio.

"Damn them porch monkeys are back on my porch, they better not eat my chair!"

by Gaulk and Bawls July 26, 2022

Porch Monkey

a nigger

Me: look at that lil porch monkey over there, what a blackie

by quandale dingles cumslut May 9, 2022

Monkey food

Bananas.

The monkey didn't have his banana today. He tried to ask for monkey food in monkey talk.

by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021

Monkey time

It's Time to get freaky!!

Boyfriend: hey baby it's "monkey time".
Girlfriend: be there in a second.

by Anonymous5926 November 27, 2022