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keys kid

A homeschool kid that claims they actually went to school even though they sat at home all day. they may think they are more intelligent than their normal counterparts, however, the only thing they have more of is social ineptitude
Omg did you see that keys kid? He was so awkward, right?
by epicstyleswag July 5, 2022
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Fortnite kid

A child who only play’s fortnite all the there usually skinny no life’s or fat no life’s and they never go outside and they have no friend and fortnite is the only thing they talk about
You only play fortnite what no life fortnite kid
by Ejeisisjiwsi November 21, 2022
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It's not our fault our kids are getting murdered

Yes it is. You could stop doing this and I wouldn't be incentivized to murder your kids but you are both violating my rights and incentivizing it and if you don't stop I am going to murder them.
People "It's not our fault our kids are getting murdered!!"

Hym "Are you stalking are harassing me?"

People "Yes but you can't know anything without me telling you and you can't doing anything about it."

Hym "I can kill your kids about it. Are your stealing my work and cutting me out of the proceeds?"

People "Yes."

Hym "Did I say I was going to murder you kids over it?"

People "Nothing I do to you justifies killing my kids!"

Hym "This justifies the murder of your kids. You chose the child murdered. You made a maximally informed decision, you chose the child murder for yourself, and I was even kind enough to give you plenty of time to change your mind. So, yes. If I murder your kids, it will be your fault. And if I don't murder your kids... It will because your credited and paid me for both my work and the recompense for having violated my rights for years."
by Hym Iam July 21, 2025
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ipad kid

by ratattatatatta December 19, 2022
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kape kid

A kape kid desires way fine 10s only.
You know my buddy just broke up with his date and wanted to be a kape kid for the night.
by Nohandle@weather August 30, 2021
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Cool kid

When josh hooks up with a tinder girl or when payne goes to a different state for a junior team.
Josh is a cool kid for hooking up with a 3.
Payne is a cool kid for playing junior c out of state.
by Bubmomsamilf December 6, 2020
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Ladera Kids

The most horrible creatures imaginable. Emotionally infantile, self-obsessed, ignorant monsters bred for a life of hedonism by Ladera Moms. They infest and ruin all places within range of their eBikes and skateboards. The girls embody and aspire to dumb blonde stereotypes while the boys are similarly craven to either elitist jock or stoned surfer kakistocracy. No value can be squeezed from the lives of these soulless denizens.
Conversation in Ladera Ranch.
Q: Hey you want to get lunch at Board and Brew?
A: Let’s go down to San Clemente, I don’t want to run into any Ladera Kids at this one?
by Andrew Grey February 5, 2022
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