nut

1. a fruit consisting of a hard or tough shell around an edible kernel.
2. a small flat piece of metal or other material, typically square or hexagonal, with a threaded hole through it for screwing on to a bolt as a fastener.
3. the act of ejaculation.

Guy 1: What did you get for lunch?
Guy 2: Some nuts.
Guy 3: What screws do you have?
Guy 4: Some nuts!
Guy 5: Go faster, I’m gonna nut!
Guy 6: On it!

by name cant be blank so idk December 19, 2022

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nut cred

1. Saving up or postponing nutting for later on for several reasons such as avoiding post nut clarity and completing a 2 week challenge. It also improves spank bank.

2. Applies solely to males on the size of testicles determining the quantity and character of semen output. Participants of the 2 week challenge obtain a legendary output of semen of 11 ml or 0.011 L.

1. Alex decided to Nut cred by participating in a 2 week challenge which he could brag about to his friends. He believes in semen retention and strongly encourages it. According to Alex, “Nut Cred prevents post nut clarity. I feel amazing.”

2. “ My huge nuts enable me to have a gigantic output of semen”- Alex
“Are you referring to Nut Cred?” - Gina
“Ofc. But my vivid imagination and 2 week challenge also helped in increasing the output volume” - Alex

by artisplay September 16, 2023

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Post Nut Charity

when you donate to a sketchy charity without realizing it, but you find out later that you truly, most certainly, fucked up.

I donated to Kids Wish Network and I hit Post Nut Charity

by iminhellplshelpahhh December 28, 2024

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goog nut

During a blowjob, the person giving the blowjob vomits at the same time the person receiving the blow job ejaculates. This is called a goog nut, and is usually used as a form of fraternity initiation.

Man 1: Hey, how'd you get into this frat?
Man 2: Oh, just had to give a goog nut to the leader.

by buck.nasty December 22, 2020

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