part 3 of my 5178 character essay on how amazing NJ is.Yeah. It gets annoying and boring to hear so much hate about your own state which is MOSTLY EVEN NOT TRUE. We should get what we deserve. Also we have a higher amount of well-known/famous people than all of you. We have the USA Ambassador to Burkina Faso and Benin, we have the guy who designed the MLB logo, we have Tom Cruise, we have Shaquille O' Neal, we were home to FUCKING THOMAS EDISON (hence the city, Edison), we have Richard Nixon, Queen Latifah, Paul Rudd, Grover Cleveland, Frank Sinatra, Martha Stewart, Brittany Murphy, Zach Braff, Thomas Mitchell, Michelle Rodriguez, Ray Liotta, John Amos, Dennis Boutsikaris, Benjamin Burnley, Lou Costello, Buzz Aldrin, Sean Baker, Judy Blume, MERYL FUCKING STREEP, Bruce Springsteen, Whitney Houston, Bud Abbott, Charles Addams, Madeleine Brewer, Emma Jean Bell, Kevin Spacey, Victor Cruz, Patrick Warburton, Michael Douglass, Loretta Swit, Jon Bon Jovi, Bruce Willis, Kiersten Dunst, Count Basie, Flamingo (the child roblox youtuber), Cristin Milioti, Frankie Vallie, Conni Francis, Dionne Warwick, Ali Larter, Carli Lloyd, Halsey, Chris Carrino, Max Ehrich, ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN (one of the smartest and well/widely-known physicians or even people in the world), THE FUCKING JONAS BROTHERS, and a lot more which I can't say in this part because of the character limit go to my profile for part 4 i promise it's up these were all posted in the same 10 mins.
by Stroughbries2763 September 3, 2022
Get the New Jersey - Part 3mug. the webcomic xkcd made a joke map of the united states on december 15, 2023 where it had 64 states. at first glance it looks correct because all the noticeable states (california, texas, florida, michigan, maine, maryland, etc.) are there but when you look closely you realize a bunch of extra look-alike states have been added. most of them are just wyoming and colorado clones in the western part of the country, but one of them is next to new hampshire. people have dubbed it "evil new hampshire."
have you seen the 64 states map by xkcd? it has states like evil new hampshire, central carolina, aren't kansas, and newer mexico.
by connecticut 765 June 16, 2025
Get the evil new hampshiremug. A term used for a single or group of newly hired employees, that by fault of their own, has been or is about to be fired.
by chachajoe November 11, 2019
Get the new firesmug. Mozzaddy new year, a term that was popularised on social networking site last.fm in early 2025, is a mentality. If somebody is having a mozzaddy new year they are rejecting all social norms and not giving a hootenanny!
Woke up and can't be bothered getting out of bed, I'll just piss in this cup. It's a mozzaddy new year after all.
by chiccliquechick January 17, 2025
Get the Mozzaddy new yearmug. Warning you to NOT go to this school and let me explain why right quick. If you’re a parent reading this DO NOT SEND YOUR CHILD HERE. DO. NOT.
They do NOT care about mental health in the slightest and only actively offer mental help if a incident happened that didn’t even effect us/just a few select people. Otherwise than that you have to beg on your knees and suck their d!ck to get some mental support. I’ve tried committing TWICE one in the premises mainly because of SA and bullying but anyway. First of all I doubt they believe me, second of all when they asked if I had a plan, I said no. My counselor and other teacher just walked me right back to my history class, so remember kids if you don't have a plan, it’s okay! :)
FYI they only care about their already shitty reputation, so they’ll only take action if it somehow helps themselves.
- Sincerely, a former student that is fed up
They do NOT care about mental health in the slightest and only actively offer mental help if a incident happened that didn’t even effect us/just a few select people. Otherwise than that you have to beg on your knees and suck their d!ck to get some mental support. I’ve tried committing TWICE one in the premises mainly because of SA and bullying but anyway. First of all I doubt they believe me, second of all when they asked if I had a plan, I said no. My counselor and other teacher just walked me right back to my history class, so remember kids if you don't have a plan, it’s okay! :)
FYI they only care about their already shitty reputation, so they’ll only take action if it somehow helps themselves.
- Sincerely, a former student that is fed up
by CGrace May 7, 2024
Get the New Oxford High Schoolmug. a woman with borderline personality disorder that thinks she is hot shit and will most likely end up single for a very long time. she will most likely end up a lonely, bitter woman that is never satisfied with anything and wishes she was nicer to a boy that was madly in love with her back in high school and also wishes she even dated, married and had kids with him. this usually happens when a croatian new yorker like her never gives people in general second chances, especially that one boy. that boy is now a man that is lonely and bitter too and wont find a woman that would truly satisfy his needs. once its over, he’ll get over them so quick over the thought of the croatian new yorker. the croatian new yorker is unique, strong, independent, and extremely beautiful to the point where it would motivate a man to literally achieve their goals.
this dude: hey shes very hot bro i marry her
that dude: careful bro she’s a croatian new yorker, she’ll put you into oblivion if you mess up
that dude: careful bro she’s a croatian new yorker, she’ll put you into oblivion if you mess up
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Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Could I Grant It?"
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025
Get the Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Could I Grant It?"mug.