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The Time Traveler

The act of smashing a clock with a hammer and forcing the jagged debris into a small sock and covering it it lubricant and then violently fitting it in somones anus only to remove it after 48 hours
Mr Morris hit me with The Time Traveler in the tesco's toilet and my anus is very saw
by echo419monty69 July 25, 2022
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griddy time

Griddy time is when you are at a sporting event which is so mind numbingly boring that you drunkenly begin gang raping the mascot just to beat the monotony of your teams sad existence.
The Mariner’s game was so boring we took some “griddy time” out on the moose.
by Jason Vane July 25, 2022
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Haveway Time

Haveway Time, known as the analog horror channel,
They also restore the tapes.

l̶ a m̶ f a̵c̶e̶l e̴s̶s̵ j o̵e
̶d o̵n̶'̶t̵ ̶b̵e a̴f̴r̵a̶i̵d̴ ̵o̶r̴ l̶ ̵w̶i̴l l k i̵l l ̴y̴o̴u ̴
l am haveway time
kill me
by HWT [HAVEWAYTIME] July 28, 2022
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Sticks time

Sticks time is when the clock reads 11:11.

The number 11:11 is often ascribed by numerologists to have some kind of esoteric meaning, however the term “sticks time” has no metaphysical connotations, it’s only because 11:11 looks like 4 sticks on a digital clock.
Wow, it’s getting late, it’s already sticks time so I should probably go home soon.
by Weaselfuck July 31, 2022
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On August 9th it’s “ They wasted my time day. Post someone or multiple people who have wasted your time all these years.
“ Happy National They Wasted My Time Day “
by yobitchhhass August 2, 2022
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Comedic Timing

1. The ability to start dating a girl at 12:01am on her 18th Birthday
Wow, Dane Cook has incredible comedic timing!
by Anon1nona August 6, 2022
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