fumble jack

ticket taker at movie theater whose job is to tear tickets. often these people have an extremely hard time performing their sole job duty.

The movie is about to start, we hand our tickets to fumble jack, for a soiled minute he sits there in his wheel chair rubbing our tickets together, finally accomplishing his mangling of our souvenir Harry Potter tickets, he says "thank you", yeah "thank you" we chuckle as we walk away then, I head back to the rest room, who is there STANDING UP, yep, Fumble Jack, he got the last laugh, turns out the wheel chair is a standard accessory for the job.

by evil ian November 23, 2010

Spicey Jack

Special strain of Jack Herrer marijuana from California with strong pungent spicy smell.

I got that spicey Jack fire it up

by siense360 November 26, 2010

Lumber Jack Festival

Noun:: People wearing lots of flannel.

Geezus.. You know you're in Wisconsin by the lumber jack festival in here...

by SW3518 December 27, 2010

Stall jack

Excusing oneself to the restroom during working hours for a quick tug of the man meats.

Oh man, three minutes until the staff meeting, that's totally enough time for a stall jack.

by asdflasdfasdffff January 21, 2011

Rage-jack

when one gets stressed out and is in need of releasing stress by jacking off (also known as masturbating).

hahaha, you should rage-jack!

by Montelonti April 16, 2011

post-jack (post ejaculation frustration)

is when a man after ejaculation gets into a horrible mood. Very common with middle aged men.

I think my boyfriend has post-jack (post ejaculation frustration) in the morning.

by sachimiprimi June 14, 2011

Cereal Jack

After you jack off, you eat your favorite cereal

Jordan: Dude, I'm bored and hungry :(
Ben: Let's just cereal jack :)

by DSO Nova00 July 27, 2011