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Cum muddler

When a woman tries to impregnate herself by scavenging cum from a used condom unbeknownst to the male in an attempt to baby trap him. Especially in the form of using a muddler to force the sperm all up into her vaginal canal, even though a baster would have been much more efficient, but she's clearly just a bartender and can't for shit.
As a man of your prowess, watch out for that bartender, she's sexy AF but also a gold digging cum muddler!
by RevelAndDance January 1, 2024
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Cum Slut

That one popular high school girl who has a new boyfriend every other week. You know the type, the one that's always bragging about how she got some hoodie or another from some rando guy. She's only in it for the buckets of cum she gets from them
"Oh my god, Britney is like, such a cum slut, i heard she slept with four different guys last week!"
by Ace_of_Spades010 March 12, 2021
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Cum Rocket

The male version of squirting, it’s called a rocket because it shoots around the room. Usually the best feeling a man can have when cuming. It’s a very powerful and crazy feeling.
Dude, she made me cum rocket, that was the best sex ever
by Claudiamayof20 December 2, 2021
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Cum Goblet

An insult. Another way of calling someone a slut, just a tad bit ✨fancier✨

Could also mean that then often get cummed in.
Example 1:
A: "You're such a whore B, with all the men you've slept with, you're practically a fuckin Cum Goblet."

B: Maybe I like it! Dont kink shame bitch!

Example 2:

Tracy yelling; 'How dare you, you cum goblet!' at her girlfriend who cheated on her
by JeezOkay December 11, 2023
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Cum

I am a member of the CUM
by BroBroPVP December 1, 2023
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Cum

Here is a story and why you be searching this up?
Allie closed the door behind Jake and stripped down her pants and shirt until she was left with her 65DD bra and her tight thongs. Jake pushed Allie on the bed and went on top of her and said "Be a good slut and lick daddy's dick. Soon Allie and Jake were cumming on the bed. Soon they fell asleep......The next morning......"Good morning Baby,did you have fun last night? Yes daddy lets do it again."Uhm sorry I gotta go to work...........At Work (a.k.a Julie's house?)"Baby where were you?"At work."K lets go to my bedroom.Soon they were in Julies bedroom.Julie strips naked."Do you like it Daddy?"Yea I do.Soon Julie's mouth was in Jake's dick.AAAAAhhhhhhh it feels so good.*Julie moans* ..........3 hours later........."Oh my I gotta go Julie!"Awww ok again tomorrow?"Ok bye baby.........At Sarah's house........."Hey Baby." Hi daddy."Lets go to my room."Ok lead the way babe........3 hours later........"Ok bye baby see you tomorrow."Bye .......The next day........"Honey are you ready?''Yes just one second."Cmon we're late."Ok I have a surprise for you."Allie said."OoO ok baby."Come In my room."OK.........Walks up to Allie's room........"Ta da."Julie, Sarah?!?!"Yes its your other girlfriends."how'd you know.......TO BE CONTINUED
by yummyice February 10, 2024
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Cum in law

A person who ejaculates in people to whom he is related by marriage.
My sister's husband finished inside me. Now he is my cum in law.
by Rynesdad April 13, 2016
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