time liar

someone that lies about what time it is to suit their motives

Time Liar: it's 11:15, we're going to be late!

(It's 11:07)

Innocent victim: You're a time liar!

by icedagger17 January 11, 2020

Demon Time

Akul being on that type timing type shi

Bro Akul's on that type timing right now, he's on some demon time

by capnemo August 8, 2024

One time

Canadian slang for "Bye", "Take care", etc. more specifically used in the city of Ottawa. It can be used in various contexts, whether you're leaving a place, ending a conversation, or saying farewell to someone who is departing.

Could be shortened to just, "One".
Also written on text sometimes as, "1t".

1: "I'ma head out, bro, one time, fam"

2: "Alright, one time, holla at me"

by backagainstthewall August 10, 2024

Penis Butter Jelly Time

Ok I'll be honest. This phrase doesn't exactly have a meaning yet, but with the power of the internet we can keep on saying it randomly whenever we feel like it and it will eventually catch on and have a meaning of it's own.

It's Penis Butter Jelly Time, Bitch.

Normie: Hey John, what time is it?
Based: It's Penis Butter Jelly Time, Bitch.

by AnonymousPsycho1000 May 13, 2025

Hammer Time

"Jacked up feet"... Eddie Murphy in Boomerang

Eddie: Man, I don't know if I can date that girl anymore. I pulled back the covers on her feet and hammer time.

Martin: C'mon man, you don't fuck her feet, damn!

by Dvlsadvk8 July 2, 2021

Medieval times

A time when Europe was basically Africs minus the ebola and colonialism

The medieval times sucked man

by Kimmy Il May 2, 2022

McGurn Time

Being outrageously late. Commonly caused by loitering and scrolling through religious scripture and unfunny YouTube shorts.

“Hey guys we need to go now, where is Kevin at?”

“Oh he’s on McGurn time.”

“Oh great so we’ll be here for another fucking hour.”

“Yeah.”

“Fuckin aye.”

by RockinSocsAndCrocs July 7, 2023