pencil fuck

1. when your sharpener eats up your pencil

2. when skinny people have sex

electric pencil sharpeners are great because you can reduce the risk of pencil fuck

by barffbag November 16, 2018

fuck that for u

the opposite of love that for u ; like when something shitty happens to someone.

karen: my boyfriend just broke up with me
me: fuck that for u

by well ;) November 21, 2018

Double Fucked

When two guys’ dicks are in an asshole of most likely another man

Joe and I double fucked Dave last night.

by The big guy 1 November 25, 2018

Fuck Off

Adjective to describe something REALLY big, or bigger than the usual expected size for that thing.
An absolute unit.

'I'm gonna get one of those fuck off servings of cola to last me the film.'

'I've just chased this fuck off wasp out of the house. That thing was huge.'

by mitten1990 November 30, 2018

Fuck Away

douchier way of saying fuck off

person : hey did u watch the new star wars movie?
douche : Fuck Away !

by jake peralta October 12, 2018

fuck tissues

Tissues kept in your vehicle for the sole purpose of cleaning up after sex.

Your welcome. Please don’t drip on my black seats. Grab the fuck tissues before you get off.

by JimmyRK October 20, 2018

Rez fuck

When you preform sexual acts so bad that it’s defined as rez ( really really fucking bad)

Hey Jerome you know Becky? She straight rez fucked last night.

by Potter the woods October 25, 2018