Accumulated Cum Buildup (ACB)

A serious medical condition that occurs due to the lack of sexual activity.

“Our co-worker Tyler seems slow and distracted. I bet he is suffering from Accumulated Cum Buildup (ACB)!”. A tribute to Jon Storm.

by jonstorm77@ June 02, 2021

Cum shake

When you mix a white protein powder with milk.

Jeremiah: You bring your cum shake today?
Ethan: Yeah, lemme go get some milk.

by Razordaddy December 02, 2021

Cumming Penis Griffin

something ecstatic

OH CUMMING PENIS GRIFFIN

by CtrlK July 06, 2023

cum jobber

The (usually) guy who cleans up cum from a variety for professional atmospheres.

EXAMPLE: Out of a gym shower, or the bed/couch/floor/etc of a porn set.

Damn Randy is one hell of a cum jobber.

by ThisIsAPodcast October 02, 2017

Cum-bastard

Someone who doesn't give a s*it about woman even though they love penthouse magazine's and watch horror movies and say corny racist jokes and say homophobic slurs all day long

James the simp: damn that dude is homophobic!!

Caleb the pimp: yeah he's totally a Cum-bastard

by Caleb Cummins March 13, 2022

Cum In The Modder

An action in which one will climax into a "modder" in the popular game GTA V Online

1). I want to cum in the modder.
2). You are very gay you know that.
1). Shut the fuck up I'll cum in you.

by saint beepus May 30, 2021

Granny's cum catcher

A condom, croched or nitted out of yarn.

"I was doing this girl Jenny, and we couldn't find protection, so I made granny make some for me, granny's cum catcher"

by Not_so_kool_aid_man July 18, 2023