Bereavement Blowjob

When your loved one dies, and you get an oral sex to help you get over the sadness.

(Woman) - Hi Mitch, I know your wife just died, is there anything you need, let me know. Anything at all?

(Mitch) - Well, honestly, I could use a bereavement blowjob. Some old bay crab fries would be nice as well.

by Cliff Huddleston September 14, 2025

Brazilian blower

When a man blows vape vapor into a woman’s ass and she farts it onto his face

Tyler likes the Brazilian blower

by Unknown10273748283 September 29, 2025

satanic blowjob

when you light your penis on fire and tell a bitch to put it out by giving you sloppy toppy

My mates and I went to Amsterdam one time and I got my first satanic blowjob (receiving end praise satan)

by Anita Satanic Blowjob May 22, 2025

Eggy Blowjob

The act of giving a blowjob while holding two boiled eggs in your mouth.

Come on I've already boiled the eggs, just give me a Eggy Blowjob

by Blargler May 26, 2025

Minnesota Blowdryer

The act of teasingly blowing warm breath on a penis without making any physical contact — no hands, no mouth, just hot air. Usually done playfully to arouse, annoy, or flirt without fully committing to anything sexual.

“She said she wasn’t doing anything crazy tonight... then gave me a full Minnesota blowdryer.”

“That wasn’t head, bro. That was a straight-up Minnesota blowdryer — just breath!”

“It’s 10 degrees outside and now my junk’s got a wind chill and a heat advisory.”

by Johnith30th June 10, 2025

eskimo blowdart

when u mold a piece of ice small enough to fit in the tip of your penis and insert it inside , you then masturbate jn front of your partner and when u finish u shoot it at your partner

Dude last night was crazy , I Giselle with an eskimo blowdart

by lorenzobunny26 June 17, 2025

International Blowjob Day!

June 28th is the International Blowjob Day! It's a day where everyone is encouraged to suck a guy the times they want, as long as they consent.
—(Girls and Femboys are obliged to give head when requested. There's no choice XD ).

Hey dude, it's International Blowjob Day! Did you know it?
Yeah, why?
Hehe so... UwU

by CutelittlebratOwO June 26, 2025