The Urban Dictionary Terms of Service

A joke.

Effectively every part of The Urban Dictionary Terms of Service is violated by 80% of posts.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

Urban Dictionary

Dude you're here.
How blind do you have to be to not notice?

Person 1: Hey look, I searched up my name in Urban Dictionary.
Person 2: It says that we could not find
"XxDEM3NBO¥xX"

by anonymous August 14, 2021

Urban

Adj. A lazy simplified word to characterize people who live in city dwellings. Usually used by non people of color in the 90s. Rarely used by non whites. A word that can be seen as less then and pejorative.

CEO: "Hey bro this urban food is delicious."
Friend: "Urban?"
CEO: "Yeah, why?
Friend: "Dude, no one uses that word and this is Subway btw****Eyeroll and sigh****

by Boymarvel616 May 1, 2021

Urban Addictionary

A person whose compulsion is to navigate to the urban dictionary site at every opportunity.

John is such an urban addictionary that he hasn't seen a real dictionary in years.

by Robert and Lisa February 20, 2009

Urban Dictionary

A place for people who are boring to find some funny word definitions.

Urban Dictionary is definitely cursed, it made you and I wasting our life here.

by Flyluo January 26, 2021

Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary is a website run by dicks that won"t ever publish your words.

Dude, Urban Dictionary didn't publish my word!

I know, it's because they're retards!

by Urbandictionarysucksballsacs September 5, 2013

Urban dick

Someone who uses the urban dictionary to an inappropriate extreme

They’re such an urban dick, always using words that’s don’t exist

by MsMaryMack December 20, 2021