I attempted to stick my penis in Felicias anus, when she suddenly closed her legs and scolded: "Oh no you di'nt!" That bitch gave me The Monkey Yo !
by K Mouse August 29, 2018
Get the Monkeymug. An I.T. wizard's doer of his/her bidding in the context of getting things done without the need to engage with the great unwashed masses.
No need to ever go out, between Amazon, Uber Eats and my trusty monkey hand, I don't need to go anywhere til the next Brony meet.
by Buttwaddington November 22, 2021
Get the Monkey handmug. pack●et●mon●key, pak-it-mungh-kee, noun, plural: pack●et●mon●keys, verb, pack●et●mon●keyed, pack●et●mon●keying.
noun
a person (typically young) devoid of hacking skills who copies code and techniques from adept hackers and wrongfully boasts about their awesomeness.
verb
to be hacked and told about it by the attacking packet-monkey who generally calls you and your mother names while associating himself with your mother in an erotic fashion.
noun
a person (typically young) devoid of hacking skills who copies code and techniques from adept hackers and wrongfully boasts about their awesomeness.
verb
to be hacked and told about it by the attacking packet-monkey who generally calls you and your mother names while associating himself with your mother in an erotic fashion.
noun
Guy 1: "Hey man, how would I go about hacking into my girlfriends Facebook account?"
Guy 2: "Umm, don't be such a packet-monkey?"
Guy 1: "What da fuck you just call me!?"
Guy 2: "Oh, no, no, I said 'packet-monkey.' It's a term for hackers that suck."
Guy 1: "Say that shit again you'll be missin' teeth.
verb
Guy 2: "God DAMN IT! This fucking packet-monkey won't stop messaging me about my mom..."
*Guy 1 punches Guy 2 in the teeth*
Guy 1: "WHAT I SAY, BITCH!?"
Guy 1: "Hey man, how would I go about hacking into my girlfriends Facebook account?"
Guy 2: "Umm, don't be such a packet-monkey?"
Guy 1: "What da fuck you just call me!?"
Guy 2: "Oh, no, no, I said 'packet-monkey.' It's a term for hackers that suck."
Guy 1: "Say that shit again you'll be missin' teeth.
verb
Guy 2: "God DAMN IT! This fucking packet-monkey won't stop messaging me about my mom..."
*Guy 1 punches Guy 2 in the teeth*
Guy 1: "WHAT I SAY, BITCH!?"
by Robiwon September 24, 2012
Get the Packet-Monkeymug. There's A MONKEY IN MY BATHROOOOOOM
by DooDooMan5 September 7, 2022
Get the Monkeymug. Bianca: "Can I spank the monkey" *winks*
Ope: "wtf that's too much!"
Gurpreet: "But I can" *wink* *wink*
Ope: "... Come let's get a room "
Ope: "wtf that's too much!"
Gurpreet: "But I can" *wink* *wink*
Ope: "... Come let's get a room "
by Bianca2019 April 5, 2019
Get the Spank The Monkeymug. Guy1: “You see those two guys over there holding hands?”
Guy 2: “Lmao yeah, a couple of meat monkey’s”
Guy 2: “Lmao yeah, a couple of meat monkey’s”
by Tweak-er March 5, 2022
Get the Meat Monkeymug. Monkey boo is a bucket head. He likes to spin around and spin and spin and scream. He likes to punch ppl with his toes.
by BiscuitToesOwO April 19, 2022
Get the Monkey Boomug.