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friendsick 

1) Missing your best friends from home when away at college.

2) Homesick, but only for the people, not for actually being home.
I'm really friendsick right now, you should come visit me.
friendsick by Merete March 16, 2009

Friendly Straddle 

When two (or more) persons, decide to straddle one another, claiming afterwards that there was no romantic intentions involved in the maneuver, and so it was just 'Friendly'.
John: What happened between you and Jill on Saturday?

Jack: Nothing

John: ... She was straddling you on a roundabout, and you call that nothing?

Jack: It was just a Friendly Straddle
Friendly Straddle by Blank283 March 24, 2010

fried coke 

Newest Fair Food: Deep-Fried Coca-Cola

DALLAS -- There are fried Twinkies and even fried candy bars.

Now, vendor Abel Gonzales Jr. has come up with a new artery-clogging concoction for the State Fair of Texas. It's fried Coke.

Gonzales deep-fries Coca-Cola-flavored batter. He then drizzles Coke fountain syrup on it. The fried Coke is topped with whipped cream, cinnamon sugar and a cherry. Gonzales said the fried Coke came about just from thinking aloud.

This is the same state fair that brought about the corn dog. The Web site said Neil and Carl Fletcher conjured up a sweetened corn-battered wiener on-a-stick and sold it for 15 cents during the 1942 State Fair of Texas.
The Dallas fair may have brought us the tastiness of corndogs, but I'll be damned if I'm going to eat fried Coke.
fried coke by naha8 September 19, 2006
Michael Cocca
If mike doesn’t hit a juul every five minutes he starts shaking. Mike is a fiend.
Fiend by Jfiend February 26, 2018

friendship

Permission to treat people like shit without the unfortunate backlash of physical pain that possibly comes with treating complete strangers like shit.
Friend: Hey faggot, what's up?
Friend B: Not much. What about you? Still like taking it up the ass? I'm going to buy this book off you, but I don't have the money now, so I'll pay for it later. And by later I mean never.
Friend: Cool. I'm just going to play my music obnoxiously loudly in the other room and deprive you of any NOTION of a good night's sleep, and I don't have to care about your feelings about it because we're friends and we're always cool with each other. I mean, if you aren't cool with it, you're kind of an asshole.
Friend and friend B: FRIENDSHIP IS AWESOME

"We hurt the ones we love the most."-Some hermit
friendship by Doctorista February 7, 2009

friendquaintance 

n:
1. Someone in the stage between aquaintanceship and friendship in a relationship.

2. When you FUCK seven DWARVES at the same time and then out of nowhere just start making PANCAKES
I suppose you could consider Rachel to be one of my friendquaintances. We'll throw back a few beers, but we're sure not having any heart to hearts, y'know?