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Cum Mummy, (v) (com mumi)
A term used to describe the actions of when, after a male masturbates, said man wraps bundles of toilet paper on their arm to clean off the splooge from their hand.
Cum Mummy, (v) (com mumi)
A term used for when after a female stimulates a man’s penis causing an orgasm, preferably by jerking him off, and then proceeds to bundle her hand in toilet paper to clean her hands off.
A term used to describe the actions of when, after a male masturbates, said man wraps bundles of toilet paper on their arm to clean off the splooge from their hand.
Cum Mummy, (v) (com mumi)
A term used for when after a female stimulates a man’s penis causing an orgasm, preferably by jerking him off, and then proceeds to bundle her hand in toilet paper to clean her hands off.
(1)
“I was fapping last night, and I did a cum mummy.”
(2)
“Samantha and I were getting frisky last night, and she jerked me off; and then she pulled a cum mummy on me.”
“I was fapping last night, and I did a cum mummy.”
(2)
“Samantha and I were getting frisky last night, and she jerked me off; and then she pulled a cum mummy on me.”
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