genital monkey

when a man is robbed of hes manhood by his balls being ripped off by a primate

DUDE TYRONE JUST GOT GENITAL MONKEYED

by ryan tracey February 6, 2012

monkey garp

A slur for old people, usually depicting them as monkeys or less than. Some times even recognized as garp prime.

"That old dude is lame as hell man."
"Yeah he was being a real monkey garp all day."

"I hate hanging with the older side of my family, they all act like garp primes."

by mega man jay eazy January 2, 2024

monkey nuts

when someone or something is displeasing or possibly boring.

"man that school rally kinda sucked monkey nuts".

by goofy hippo April 27, 2022

Spider-Monkey-Reach-Around

When a man is receiving head and he reaches over the top of the girl and sticks his thumb at least an inch and a half in her ass

I gave Lindsey a Spider-Monkey-Reach-Around

by Gabe Willy April 10, 2025

monkey mix

A mix of the drugs ketamine, cocaine and MDMA.

We wanted to get fucked up so we got a gram of ket, a gram of sniff and a g of MD n mixed it all up into a monkey mix.

"i was off my pickle on that monkey mix"

by -: aLiAs :- October 14, 2008

high-fived-a-monkey

When you wipe your ass and you get shit on your hand.

Dude, gross, it looks like you high-fived-a-monkey in the bathroom.

by HIVaherpagonorrhebolaids December 6, 2015

Baby Monkey Bum

A nickname given to a KK the Dj from 97.7 HTZ FM radio station by her partner. She's not crazy about it but she let the Facebook community know about it.

"Hey my baby monkey bum lets go out for dinner."
"I love my little Baby Monkey Bum, she's the best Dj out there."

by CSTAPLETON December 2, 2011