jack off 

Beat your meat, whack off, give it a good wank, rub one out, give it a good rogering.
Also, to fuck around in a playful fashion. And or serious.

Jed never listens in class, he's such a jack off.

Roger was feeling spring had sprung and on a whim he ended up jacking off,
Hey Jack off are you looking for trouble?

jack off by Davey Didoe May 26, 2018

jack alexander jones 

Noun ~ A special brerd of vulture, one descendant from jewish culture. Particularly enjoys self pleasuring and being stingy. Large figure in the gay community

That Jack Alexander Jones really is a SPECIAL breed

jack alexander jones by AshizzleMnizzle April 17, 2018

Jack

A guy who has long top teeth that shoot out of his mouth and make him look like a beaver. Pretty special if you ask me.

Some dude: Look at Jack he looks like a rabbit.

Some other dude: Omg we found a wild jack in its natural habitat.

Jack:*bitting on a carrot*

Some dude: he acts like a rabbit but looks like a beaver! Extraordinary!

Some other dude: maybe we should give him a log.

Jack by Ducknoodlesoup May 29, 2018

jack church 

A cool guy that lives in the middle of Antarctica, travelling from igloo to igloo every day, travelling with the penguins and polarbears. If you try to look at him while in the snow, it is impossible. He is pale white with light coloured hair, basically an albino black man (Also white).

Hey, jack church.

Hey!

Lets play in the snow!

OK!

Whoa! Where the hell did you go jack church?!?

Im ovvveeeerrrrr hhhheeeeerrrrrreeeeeee!!!

jack church by DatUnSmartKid May 30, 2018

jack corley 

A big bear cock boy who has a very lean body he also looks like the retarded dude from cloudy with a chance of meatballs.

Bruhh that dude is such a jack corley he has a massive bear cock.

jack corley by LaurenQuavuis May 31, 2018

Jack sledge

When a guy is pounded(either himself or someone else) really hard that his balls are making the sound and explodes

Justin was jack sledged by Janet when she took his load all over herself!

Jack sledge by Janet4u May 31, 2018

Jack

Jack is a tall white man. Most people associates him as Percy Jackson. people say Jacks have dyslexia and dashing blonde hair. He has a anger problem so don't p*** him off or he will f**k you up real good. Jacks have underwater cribs in the great seas so he is undetected from all of his enemies. Some girls dig him but he does not feel the same way so people call him "The Heart Breaker"
Jacks are realistic and scary.

PERCY JACKSON!!!!

Jack by TOPOFTHEMORNINGTOYALADDIES June 1, 2018