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Farting in the onion patch

The act of sticking a soft penis into thrir parters asshole snd having thrir partner fart until the penis gets hard
Dude what stinks, sorry i was just farting in the onion patch
by Im golf August 26, 2016
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Fart

A fart is a gas made up of unpleasant smells released from the buttocks of a human being. Many reasons as to why we fart is because we consume and then release air, as it travels through our body, it releases in a rather altered fashion. Farts are often despised and hated for many reasons however it is used in humorous context in media such as television and film.
"Aw man, please don't tell me Connor farted again!"
by Videogame Guides May 8, 2020
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Fart

Bobby entered the stall to crap, but only ended up farting.
by ScorpioSymbol July 13, 2020
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Bleach Fart

Basically a modified version of bleach bowl boy. Talks too much and is annoying, rocks a bleached head which clearly doesn't suit him and looks like somebody sharted on his head.
Look at this annoying ass smug Cody Rhodes. What a bleach fart.
by GigaSaiyan April 5, 2023
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Fart Bags

Tonya's kind of fugly, but I'll have to say she does have a nice set of fart bags.
by footballfan20852 December 9, 2023
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Flyaway Fart

A release of a stink that makes (a) you almost feel like you are lifting off, (b) you want to get out of the room, (c) others who experience this mighty flatulence need to evacuate, hence flyaway and fast.
Boy, oh boy, Bruce, let one of those flyaway farts fly at work today, and the whole office suddenly went on a coffee break in the cafe!
by ReyMon! July 7, 2024
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fart merge

When or more people in close proximity have all farted causing one noxious cloud of stink
It smells like a sewer in here because Johnny and Tom fart merged.
by Lolnickwtf March 28, 2019
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