sick running dog

Random person think themselves all-powerful but just typing nonsense on Facebook every day.

CY Leung is a sick running dog!

by ChaiYan October 3, 2019

carolina coon dog

ratchet black people that fight in their local restaurant.

Wow! There's a couple Carolina Coon Dogs fighting in that KFC!

by CaliforniaSoapBucket April 4, 2017

it's what dogs do

an excuse dog owners use to weasel their way out of taking responsablity for their dog's actions

neighbor: your dog's incessant barking keeps me up all night! please stop leaving it outside!
dog owner: it's what dogs do.

neighbor: your dog keeps getting out of your backyard and shitting on and digging up my lawn! please secure your gate better!
dog owner: it's what dogs do.

neighbor: your dog got out and mauled my 5 year old on his way home from school!
dog owner: it's what dogs do.

by Ameslan June 1, 2017

ur dog is pedophile

ur dog is pedophile is worse than everything!

*sean* ur mom gay
*dean* ur dad lesbian
*sean* inhales
*sean* ur dog is pedophile
*dean* Dies

by DviDoom March 10, 2018

Cheese Dog Dick

A mans penis that is thin and slightly shiny, resembling the width and length of an Oscar Meyer cheese hotdog. Like doll hands for a weiner.

The first guy I ever had sex with had a cheese dog dick.

by Aireezgirl February 1, 2017

tijuana chilli dog

when a man eats mexican food and a laxative the deficates on a woman chest only to turn around and titty fuck her till he comes and she preform oral sex to clean him up.

this hooker ate a tijuana chilli dog for $20. two weeks later she called me for another

by malevolentthoughts January 8, 2012

Sly Dog Ninja

when someone runs off to commit perverted acts in secret....

I'll do a Sly Dog ninja and take picture of her nipple while shes asleep

by Han Hogan November 23, 2011