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Cum Grenade

When you’re going hard with a condom on, bust a nut, but don’t stop the action. Somewhere mid-thrust, the condom slips off and deploys like a sticky little Trojan paratrooper—inside her. When you fish it out, it’s completely empty. The payload? Delivered. Mission complete.
“Dude, last night was wild—I didn’t even realize I dropped a cum grenade until I pulled the wrapper out and it was bone dry.”
by Say when July 20, 2025
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Extendo Release Cum Grenade

When you’re going hard with a condom on, bust a nut, but don’t stop the action. Somewhere mid-thrust, the condom slips off and deploys like a sticky little Trojan paratrooper—inside her. When you fish it out, it’s completely empty. The payload? Delivered. Mission complete.
I thought I was still suited up, but turns out the condom went AWOL mid-mission. When she retrieved it, that thing was emptier than my checking account. Total extendo release cum grenade deployment.
by Say when July 20, 2025
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Cum for the border

When you nut in a girl's mouth and squirt a packet of taco bell sauce in it before she swallows.
Donna asked me to cum for the border tonight.
by Allsax July 26, 2025
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Cum Chum

When a partner is used as bait to gain the attention of another person
He sent her off to talk to him as cum chum to get an invite to a party
by OI.Michael August 6, 2025
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cum cleaver

when the male or female cum on a cleaver and use it as a cum toy as they cut through there vigina/cock
emily used the cum cleaver on herself!
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cum laden

My balls were cum laden after 3 weeks of abstinence.
by de-pube August 20, 2025
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Cum Shart

When someone forces seamen out of their rectum with an accompanying fart sound.
Person 1: “Hey, what do you think about cum shart?”

Person 2: “What the fuck?”
by Grey Meat August 25, 2025
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