Brown Bandito

The coolest dick slinging, war fighting, son of a bitch that you’ll ever meet.

Jack: I heard Frank is a real Brown Bandito.

Paul: Yeah, my girlfriend can’t keep her hands off of him, know what I’m saying? *Asian laugh*

by DemonOfAleppo October 6, 2020

Houghton Brown

Dropping a steamer on someone's front lawn

She pissed me off so I dropped a Houghton Brown on her lawn

by BigHughy February 25, 2023

Wet Brown

When you use a loogie as lube during anal sex.

Shortie screams like a banshee when I give her the wet brown.

by Uncle Brown 242 March 9, 2025

Junior Brown

Also known as Junior Breezy. A man that's only seen in dark confined spaces. Some say he's about 5'8, has the body hair of Forrest Griffin and the breathe of John Ham.

I think I just saw Junior Brown in your kitchen pantry.

by Dan&LeesExcellentAdventures April 24, 2023

Randy Brown

Shit

I just took a "Randy Brown" in that truck stop bathroom.

by "Randy Brown" January 29, 2014

Brown Welch

Where you shove a taco up your ass and shit it out. Then proceed to eat it

Have you ever tried brown welching? Its pretty great!!

by RandomPerspn400 August 6, 2019

Brown Pacifier

When you use a butt plug instead of instead of a pacifier.

I had to give my a baby a brown pacifier.

by Yo momma part 24 January 18, 2022