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Boom boom stick on top of the males baby making ammo sack
Female 1; he had a penis
Female 2; Did he fire any baby making ammo
Female 1; yes but he was wearing a boom boom stick beanie
by bigdickmickeymouse January 3, 2020
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penis music

music that baffles the listener in some way, (goofy samples, too much going on at once, confusing beat, etc.) so much so that they're taken out of the listening experience
producer 1: hey I wrote this beat last night. I thought it sounded good at the time but I think it might be penis music
producer 2: yeah it is a little bit. maybe lose the four simultaneous melodies in the chorus
producer 1: no dude it's polyphonic you just don't get it
by hugetony1997 June 30, 2025
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Mans Penis
I cut my penis off when I was 3.
by Naimu Chan September 7, 2021
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Chinese Penis Torture

Chinese Penis Torture is the act of repeatedly slapping your erect penis across ones forehead.
1) Hey Daddy, how bout' you gimme some Chinese Penis Torture?
2) Could you give a facial and some Chinese Penis Torture?
3) Daddy I love that Chinese Penis Torture! *Moans*
by Horny Mother Fuckers Love Me! October 15, 2022
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Penis bump

Also known as dick bump, penis bump is when you bump your penises together with someone else, typically on purpose, similar to a "chest bump".
That was sick... PENIS BUMP!!

Let's do a penis bump!
by LingDanc803 July 15, 2023
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National Penis Day

National Penis Day is a day where we appreciate all types of penis. Wether it’s small or big, we need to unite our penises together. Whip out that shmeat and let people appreciate it!! It’s occurs every April 13
“Anna isn’t it national penis day?” - Friend

“Yessir, whip out that shlong and let me see it 😩” - Anna
by lovelycock23 April 13, 2020
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Parmesan Penis

When you have a super pale dick and it looks and tastes like parmesan cheese
I saw a footjob video with a parmesan penis
by stinkywhitedick September 28, 2015
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