El captain penis wrinkle

A tiffani homentowski, someone who is always sits in the zen position

Stop being such a El captain penis wrinkle

by Dr tippydick July 21, 2022

penis champ

When a moment is so swag that pogchamp doesn't just cut it, so you must say penis champ

Bro I just pissed myself, that is so penis champ!

by Penis champ September 22, 2020

My penis

What I gave your mom last night

My penis is large- a 1 inch

by WON'TLETMENAMEMYSELF May 30, 2021

PENIS

A THING THAT A BOY HAS THAT GOES INTO TO TE VIGINA AND THEN MAKE A BABY

GUY: HI IM PENIS

guy2 : I WANT A BIG ONE

by [e-mail] June 19, 2018

no hair on your penis

ryan has 0 hair on his penis

Ethan: Fuck you ryan, you have no hair on your penis
Ryan: you are correct

by notjamesorbobbyornigga January 31, 2021

ghetto penis enlargement

the following is not recommended for anyone to actually do. attempt at own risk, the poster assumes no liability for action taken by the reader. When a dildo is placed inside a penis by incision, insertion, and being stitched closed it is the most inexpensive version of penis enlargement; thus called ghetto penis enlargement.

person a: "Dude, I here jimmy's c0ck is huge now."
person b: "oh yea i heard they pushed a 12 inch double into his sheath. his wife is happy at least."
person a: "Shit what'd that run him?"
person b: $30 plus a trip to the street corner surgeon. Came to a hundo i heard."
Person a: Damn that's the most ghetto penis enlargement I've ever encountered

by cukmepls June 3, 2013

Penis

Male body part used to reproduce, and urinate.

Ey Jim, i've stuck my penis into your girlfriend last night!

by edasherr June 19, 2018