Nuts and Boltsacks

Another way of saying, "Bollocks!" when something goes wrong.

Oh, Nuts and Boltsacks!

by GallopingSausage June 12, 2018

Dank Nuts

Dank Nuts is a company based in Czech republic or Czechia, which specializes on making donuts out of memes

Dank Nuts are pretty good!

by chrispospa June 4, 2018

The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares

Whenever a male is sexually aroused during the night and wants to masturbate but is too lazy or scared that he will wake his parents up when he moves to get tissues. He then masturbates with the intention of not nutting but ends up losing control and overestimating his choad causing him to nut all over himself. This putts him in a much worse situation than before by forcing him to get up and clean it and also risk being caught by his parents with the task of explaining why he has nut all over himself. Basically, a literal fucking nightmare come true.

"Dude, did you hear about what happened to Andrew and why he's not at school today? I heard that he had The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares and his mom caught him bro!"

by The Keeper of Knowledge69 June 13, 2018

Nut

Nut is not only a consumable item, another word for ‘ejaculate’, but also another word for ‘no’ in Scotland!

Hamish: Orite paaaal, wanna go get some bucky or that?
Angus: Nut! Hamish you’re 15 and am yer fucking Da!

by ratboii June 14, 2018

Nut Jawn

A person who is an asshole. Who do stupid things intentionally or unintentionally.

Man why did stick your finger in that pigs ass you nut Jawn?

by Wig Pusha June 14, 2018

Nut kicking game

To go back to a behavior that it's known to cause pain , over and over again.

Dating this guy is a nut kicking game

by Urbancase June 14, 2018

nut neutralization

when the government makes people ejaculate less semen for partners who weren't in American Slavery.

The nut neutralization had the couple seeing a sexologist for help.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018