Gets all the girls, has a magnum dong. Usually seen with the equally attractive Jack Woods or the less so attractive Ronan. Alans are so attractive they have a magnetic field that attracts women
by Nintabo November 16, 2020
by Kanye West clone January 04, 2023
When your significant other makes you coffee infused with their scat and makes you drink it when you’re bedridden
1: I was bedridden last week and my wife made me a Standford brown mug
2: what’s that ?
1: scat coffee
2: I would kill her ass
2: what’s that ?
1: scat coffee
2: I would kill her ass
by GeekMan420 February 21, 2024
by Nigga_dictionary.com//420 April 21, 2019
When you drink way to much and get sick that night and feel like crap in the morning or through the day
by Lizzie4136 February 25, 2018
by Beowulf49 March 06, 2020
The literal worst NFL team you can find. Never won a Super bowl and possibly may of never won a game, so if go to Cleveland, you know your NFL team will always be better then them.
by JdjfnsnnnhehdjddHdhsjjdk February 17, 2018