oh my lordy

An expression of somewhat feigned surprise upon hearing about something with a tinge of taboo, scandal, or danger.

Sally said in a low whisper, "I heard he was standing on the hood of the car while it was moving and without his trousers to boot!" "Oh my lordy!" replied Jane.

by j2po January 17, 2012

smashed my kiwi's

when you jam your balls masturbating

AHHHHH, i just smashed my kiwi's

by Blake November 11, 2002

Bake my cake

Commonly used in the Maryland area, specifically Baltimore.

I saw the same tinted car ride past my house 3 time today dawg. I think somebody tryna bake my cake.

by Glasspom January 24, 2021

Hold My Ass

For instance, if you were playing Call of Duty splitscreen with three other people on Team Deathmatch, and you were going into the enemy team's base, and you wanted cover, you would turn to your teammate and say, "Hold my ass". He would proceed to give you supporting fire.

Jake: "I'm going in through the rear. Hold my ass, and hold it tight."
Callum: "Don't worry; your ass is safely in my hands."

Ben: "I'm gonna go pwn Jake, he's entering from the rear."
Andy: "Look out, Callum's holding his ass!!!!"
Ben: "HOLYFUCKINGSHIT!!!!! *gets pwned*"

by jakeequalsawesomeness February 11, 2010

my eggo is prego

my eggo is prego means a girl is knocked up."pregnant"

boyfriend: hey that was amazing last night!!

girlfriend: i know!! your were awesome in the bed!

one month later...

boyfriend: hey you want to meet me at my place later, my parents are gone?!

girlfriend: can't. MY EGGO IS PREGO!! remember last month?!

boyfriend: oh god.

by girlyyy girl May 1, 2008

bust my shit

A) What i do when i skateboard

i.e. get hurt

Dude i busted my shit on a skateboard

by pwnz0r September 19, 2003

Oh my jonas

An act of expressing surprise, angst or amusement, without using God's name in vain, whilst also utilising the name "Jonas" from the Jonas Brothers, a popular band in America

Laura - Hey, did you see that dress yesterday from Saks, wasn't it gorgeous
Ashley - Oh my Jonas, i know, it was a really good colour as well

by Jalilalalalalal May 12, 2008