Red-dot-itch

The sudden, soon to be cured, deadly rash created by a laser scope pointed at ones vital organs attached to a high power rifle or other long range firearm.

Mike: "Some day that Bin Laden will get the red-dot-itch and his problems will be over."

Joe: "Yeah judge I shot him, right after I gave that S.O.B. the Red-dot-Itch from about a hundred yards out."

by yardbug January 22, 2010

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Not feeling red hot

Feeling down/sad or just not ones self.

"Yeah I'm not feeling red hot"
"Not feeling super red hot today"

by T.H.E T.E.H May 12, 2022

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Red Chewbacca

When your girl gets up off you after sex and them pubic hairs are all covered in blood.

After riding me for an hour, I looked down and I saw what looked like a Red Chewbacca

by SpencerForHire August 16, 2023

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DC Red Line Steamer

Similar to The Cleveland Steamer, except you defacate bloody fecal matter onto your lover's chest and rock back and forth in it as fast at possible, impersonating the speed of a DC Metro train.

Daniel (looking in the mirror at red marks on his chest): Where did these red dots come from? (He thinks briefly then remembers). Oh. DUH! My ex gave me a DC Red Line Steamer.

by Big shot 91 June 13, 2021

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