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Knaack of Time 

"Knack of time" (American English expression): When you wake up after noon hungover and dehydrated but still manage to annoy tf out of your friends and make it to a recreational activity several hours late.
Although she awoke with a raspy shriek of a voice still grasping a Tomahawk Steak bone from the night before, she managed pack a light bag of essentials and arrived to the river just in the Knaack of Time for a totally tubular rafting adventure!
Knaack of Time by orchidromance February 21, 2024

Team Rocket Time 

When someone is up to no good, out looking for trouble and prepared to make it double.
Tyrese went out last night on some Team Rocket Time and left two bodies cold in the streets
Team Rocket Time by nvxvHa February 23, 2024

Coloured People Time 

Also known as CPT, is the mean time at which coloured people arrive to events they said they would attend at standard time. This time zone is variable on how coloured the person actually is - the darker the more the delay.

CPT delays usually run from 15 minutes to 1h30m
Sachin: “I’ll be there at 8:30AM”
Daquarius: “that’s 9:30AM in Coloured people time”
Coloured People Time by DarkskinLite February 25, 2024

Nick-on-Nick time

A euphemism for masturbation created by the character Nick in New Girl.
That’s going to factor heavily in tonight’s Nick-on-Nick time.
Nick-on-Nick time by aight-I’m-out February 26, 2024

Nick-on-Nick time

A euphemism for masturbation created by the character Nick in New Girl.
“That’s going to factor heavily in tonight’s Nick-on-Nick time.”
Nick-on-Nick time by aight-I’m-out February 26, 2024

An infinite amount of time

Hym "If you have an infinite amount of time... Why anything now, Jordan? Why anything later? You could have an eternity of instant gratification or you could defer gratification for an eternity. Our lives are rendered meaningless by eternity. Which is why your God is evil. And needs to die."