Burt's Cheese 

When you're beezing and you get that mad facial you get that burt's cheese

Jeremih: Yo did you hear Eli hooked up with that pooptart last night?
Nick: Yeah, I heard he gave her that burt's cheese

Burt's Cheese by OG Cheesebone January 7, 2019

closing the cheese 

When you're gossiping and spilling the tea but the drama gets too spicy so you have to stop

" I can't eat fruit because fruit scares me!"
"This ain't it I'm closing the cheese"

closing the cheese by cheesyqueen January 25, 2019

closing the cheese 

When you're gossiping and spilling the tea but the drama gets too spicy so you have to stop

That's it I'm closing the cheese!

closing the cheese by Guuurl January 27, 2019

bent the cheese 

Euphemism for literally anything.

Frank: Ann passed away last night.
Jerry: There are children here, Ann bent the cheese last night.

bent the cheese by Longer schlonger February 20, 2019

Bend The Cheese

A saying for when someone destroys a very delicate process; see sabotage

Verb conjugation follows “to bend”

Man: He tried to land a theeesome with his girlfriend and her best friend, but he just HAD to bend the cheese on it

Man2: Oh man, that sucks. He should have been more careful.

Bend The Cheese by FourBoysOneVan February 20, 2019

Strawberry Cream Cheese Casserole 

When you cum inside of her and she creampies but instead of cum it’s blood.

Amanda: Me and Ethan has sex last night, but he pulled a Strawberry Cream Cheese Casserole on me.
Suzie: Yucky!

Strawberry Cream Cheese Casserole by Graybin Mooch February 28, 2019

slow as cheese 

When something as slow as cheese.

"Amtrak trains look fast, but they're actually slow as cheese"
"My glasses were on my head the entire time, I really am as slow as cheese."

slow as cheese by glocksucker69 February 28, 2019