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Steve’s Lava Chicken 

A type of chicken served at Steve’s lava chicken shop. It is cooked in hot lava and has a crispy, juicy, taste. It’s super spicy and it’s a lava attack.
L-l-l-lava, ch-ch-ch-chicken
Steve’s lava chicken yeah it’s tasty as hell
Ohh mamacita now your ringing the bell
Crispy and juicy now your having a snack
Oh super spicy it’s a lava attack.
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Making the chicken cry 

Making the chicken cry is the result of choking your chicken so much it cries from the pain of being beaten up so much. It's a family friendly way of saying "Ambatukam"
Making the chicken cry cum, piss, or both is the result of Choking the Chicken.

like a chicken voting for the Kentucky colonel 

A voter supporting a candidate who will only do that voter (or others like them) harm once elected.

A chicken voting for Colonel Sanders might have made sense initially... the chicken is housed and fed. In the long run, the chicken is slaughtered, butchered, cooked and eaten.
Someone like Caitlin Jenner, a trans woman, voting to support a MAGA candidate is a prime example that looks like a chicken voting for the Kentucky colonel.

An analogous concept would be voting for the Leopards Eating Faces party and then acting shocked when the leopard eats *your* face. Why do people (or chickens) do this?

Doony woony chicken McNuggets

The man the myth the legend Art “The Fart” Doon. Expressed in formal etiquette as Doony Woony chicken McNuggets
Doony woony chicken McNuggets is a top 5

Rhode Island Bourban Chicken 

The act of "Butt-Chugging" a liquid of the consumer's choice, followed by the consumption of said liquid that is excreted out the consumer's bowels. This can be done solo or with a larger group of individuals.
"Remember when we tried that 'Rhode Island Bourban Chicken' down by the creek with the boys?"

Put your fried chicken in my grease 

It’s a term to manly used when having sex
You would say ohhh baby put your fried chicken in my grease uhhhhh

why did the chicken cross the road? 

definition of joke of why did the chicken cross the road? the answer is: who know.
person 1: why did the chicken cross the road?
person 2: how the fuck am i supposed to know
person 3 (truck driver): AHHHH STAY OUT OF MY WAY!!!
person 1 & 2: OH MY FUCKING GOD-