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my sexy penis 

this guy has my sexy penis, he gets so many girls fucking him so hard
my sexy penis by xio_lol May 28, 2020

Portuguese Knife-Penis 

When your pocket knife comes open in your pocket and stabs you in the groin while walking.
"Dude, how did you end up in the hospital?"
"Ah, it was the ol' Portuguese Knife-Penis again."

Landon’s penis

Landon’s penis will take your breath away, made me cum in 30 seconds-Olivia S
Landons penis will send you to the hospital
Landon’s penis by Oliv229955 February 4, 2021

jack is a penis 

jack is a pp

mr big penis 

a guy in a shit roadman car that's been modified to make more noises than godzillas asshole when letting one rip; as an obvious compensation for his lack of endowment.
"Damn there goes mr big penis in his super cool Ford Fiesta on his way to jobcentre"
mr big penis by SRTDeity May 5, 2021

Big boy nigga penis 

when a big black guy has a gigantic huge mega rainbow colored dick that destroys any other penis and asshole in its path. It can turn any female into a male by flipping the vagina inside out and turning it into a dick. it is commonly used by anti gay politicians to stick up there urethra.
"I WOULD KILL FOR A BIG BOY NIGGA PENIS RIGHT NOW"