iPad Kid

Ben Hemphill is the perfect iPad kid.

Ben won’t get off his phone he is an iPad kid.

by B1ldo August 15, 2022

Yodeling kid

This kid will sing at your local Wal-Mart for 5.99. Let's just hope he does not end up like scumbag jake paul..

(Yodeling kid) yodels intensively...
(Fangirls) let out a blood-cuddling scream...
(Me) WERE IS THE EAR DOCTOR!!?? TRIGERED!!!!!!!

by Vvisthekeykey35 October 7, 2018

kids

kids are little people

kids come to eat

by phantom keto May 11, 2021

Drop The Kids Off At The Skating Rink

It's in between an Upper Decker (pooping in the tank) and Dropping The Kids Off At The Pool (pooping in the bowl). You just drop the lid and go to work. It's a much more direct way of saying "Fuck You" to someone you despise. The poop on the lid makes a very slippery surface; much like a skating rink.

I can't wait to go to that asshole's party tonight! I'm going to stay as late as possible then Drop The Kids Off At The Skating Rink so he/she has to skate the scat with a hangover tomorrow! What a douchebag!

by Mr. Glisten January 28, 2015

east kids

Usually over-privileged under-supervised kids who live on the lake and think that it's unusual to not stay at the Ritz Carlton when you go to Florida for spring break. Often cruise around on their mopeds and train all summer for lacrosse because lax is life. Like to sport Vineyard Vines clothing and are especially in love with the stickers to put on their MacBook Pros, but still insist that they're not preppy. Can tell you the difference between knock-off Uggs and real Uggs--even if both have the Ugg brand name on them. Complain about getting an A- on a pop quiz because "What will Mom and Dad say if I don't go to Harvard or Yale?" Like to get drunk and pass out in front of the high school and get picked up by their friends who shouldn't be driving yet to be taken to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Conversations heard by east kids:

"Bro go like my insta pic its only got like 169 likes"
"Ouch man that's embarrassing I got you bro"

"OMG did you see?! Vineyard just came out with their new prints! I'm forcing my parents to buy me all the clothes with the new prints on them!"

by eastiebeasty April 22, 2014

Snazzy Kids

The coolest kids in town. They're hip. They're punkulous. They're snazzy as. One day they're going to take over the world with their a capella band ENVY m6.

Person 1: did you see those losers in the matching pyjamas?
Person 2: yeah, they call themselves the snazzy kids.

by 1DFLACKME. September 21, 2014

disco kid

A child that is conceived in a restroom stall of a 3rd world country nightclub/rave/discotecque. Mother was intoxicated, Father is always unknown. A disco kid will be either a disco dancing whore or a walking sperm bank of a douche.

A feminazi whore had the audacity to name her disco kid after me without asking.

by GoReN April 28, 2016