a meaty stick like thing that becomes hard at times and starts ejecting white liquid when prompted or just randomly when you are having a steamy dream
guy 1:man i had a wet dream last night and my penis ejected white sticky liquid
guy 2:i didint need to know that!
guy 2:i didint need to know that!
by i love jojos bizarre adventure September 18, 2022
Get the penismug. when you attempt a 50-50 on on a ledge or rail while riding a skateoard, you dont pop enough and your back truck doesnt make it on.(like a backwards smith gring)
by Harri Balsonya March 4, 2009
Get the Penis grindmug. by loserwithanameandthroat November 22, 2016
Get the Penis shavingsmug. A body part most commonly on a male. I don't really know why people like them though, cause they're just soggy carrots. No one likes a soggy carrot.
by Emerson Bruh May 6, 2021
Get the Penismug. 
A part that dangles between a males legs. It has 2 balls. It is used for urinating and in sex. During sex, This part gets stiff from feelings and once stiff, goes into a womans Vagina. (There is a sack in the Vagina designed about 4 inches deep for penises.) Once inside a vagina the balls will produce cum and deposit it out the penis into the vagina and then the womans body will do the rest. (More on Vagina and Sex). A guys penis is normally 3-4 inces long.
by Ohnowhat is a handle March 14, 2022
Get the Penismug. 