Texas cannon

When you eat a 72 ounce steak! Than on the way home from Texas at a rest stop. You bend over "pull one off" (masturbate) and fire a 72 ounce shit at the wall!

Joeys a boss! He did a texas cannon, there is poo everywhere.

by Poomaster Kyle June 9, 2021

Texia

It's a wonderful place where only hot women exist.

They've got so nice boobs and ass and I want so slap on it.
10/10 I would like to fuck in Texia.

Pls cum visit me

My dick is Big in texia
My hoes are in texia

by Rexiaistexia June 29, 2021

Texastater

When your partner lies facedown on the bed With their ass in the air and you fill your hand with bacon bits form a fist, cover said wrist in ranch dressing and bbq sauce and slide it inside their Anus.

Baby girl roll over and let daddy give you Texastater

by Bone75 June 29, 2021

Textpectation

when you expect a Textpectation.

Venus: "Sun, what's Textpectation."
Sun: "A Textpectation is when you expect a Texdpectation."

by Textpectator July 7, 2021

textative

Fond of or given to texting. Tending to text a great deal.

"My aunt is so textative, she never calls and her texts are miles long." He is so textative, he needs a mega keyboard for his phone.

by Pluscurieux July 11, 2021

texan football

There are 3 things to keep in mind when talking about Texan football, first it's not egg chasing, second is the date November 22, 1963 and thirdly and most importantly is my man Bill Hicks and his iconic back and to the side routine.

So once you put all of these random threads together you are describing a really negative football (soccer) team that only seems to play the ball back and to the side.

"Man! This team is playing pure Texan football..."

They're going to concede if they keep this texan shit up!

by CrapGhost July 17, 2021

Texas Trundle Bed

When a friend or close colleague poops in the cot and then exits, forcing the following group of friends (usually 3 max per group) to sleep in the warm poo filled cot-sequences of their actions.

“I’d let you borrow my drill but Bryan still has it, he made a nice Texas Trundle Bed of the situation for Marco, Jefe, and Yohanna to sleep in”

by Texan Trundle Thunder July 17, 2021