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Cook up this chicken before it goes bad

Have sex with this girl before she loses interest
Yo, Chris, I’d love to see yall but I gotta cook up this chicken before it goes bad.

apple macaroni chicken wings 

when you throw a rock over the sunset and it lands on hitlers body causing the holocaust to start again in 300 hundred years, also the kfc closes down so all monkeys go rawr and NIGGER. after that shit the chicken escapes out of the kfc and the monkeys start another war for the chicken. BUT NOW, newton decided to remove gravity and the newton apple explodes and destroyes the edge of the universe, this is a very important part, if you eat a pasta cake (macaroni) then it all will become the apple macaroni chicken wing.
'' nigga did you just cause a apple macaroni chicken wings?''
''daym sorry bro, shit just happens on monday''

Kev Grant (The Chicken Man) 

Also known as Kevin Grant. Mostly known for his role as Al McWhiggin. AKA "The Chicken Man" from the hit movie Toy story 2.
"Holy crap, Is that Kev Grant (The Chicken Man)? He starred in Toy Story 2!"

Tactical fried chicken 

You get advantage on attack rolls in the hood
He threw the tactical fried chicken into the hood and distracted the monkeys

Stir the chicken 

The act of inserting a cooked chicken drumstick into the anus, swirl it around until tender and meat seperates. While clenching butt cheeks tightly, slowly pull the now clean bone and proceed to slurp the meat from the forbidden pit.
S.O. and I invited the neighbors over to stir the chicken after our night out.
Stir the chicken by Russ T Badge February 9, 2025

Elvis Costello Chicken 

Did you see that chicken?
Yeah that’s an Elvis Costello chicken.