good friend 

Mal- i think your a good friend and people just need to mind there own damn business, really u have always been there for me and thats why u shouldn't listen to what these people are saying. nobody has ne right to say anything!
BUT I LOVE YOU BUNCHES!!!

you just simply a sweet girl!

good friend by Lacey November 22, 2003

squirrel friend

A filthy flea infested yet somehow comforting little animal that a recently rejected deflected & never was respected boyfriend has to turn to for affection amidst thoughts of suicide after losing his girlfriend. Sometimes this animal will stroke the cock and balls in a soothing manner as to relive tension and stress, But beware that it may also (like a girlfriend) turn against you,lashing out with violent blows nibbling and chewing on the cock and balls. Normally if you treat this animal with respect & dignity,it will provide you with many nights of pleasure and possibly cook you breakfast in the morning consisting of twigs,berries and acorns.

Shit Todd,Yesterday my girlfriend dumped my gimp ass so I had to seek out other means of satisfying my lust for milking the weasel,so I talked to my dad and he recommended a squirrel friend! I went right down to the forrest and nabbed one up. I've never been happier!!!!!

squirrel friend by squirtdonkeys January 23, 2007

funeral for a friend 

Another reason for the fucking downfall of today's society. An absolute pile of shit that got booed off stage at many Iron Maiden concerts for just been shit.

Did I mention they're welsh.

"Funeral For A Friend are shit"

funeral for a friend by ashman May 10, 2005

friend 

A term used to label the male/female's private parts, in a g-rated fasion

"Wow Andrew, your friend is VERY excited!" said Vicky

friend by AnDDreWWW March 23, 2004

Friendship Clause 

In the event of Best Friend achieving the status of "in a relationship" the friend that activated the Friendship Clause is asking said friend to "investigate" his girlfriend's friends for his friend's (That activated said clause) next proper girlfriend.

In the event of said friend not sticking to the once activated clause, a point is deducted on the friendship status (and may result in extended silent amongst friends). But if all best friends of said girlfriend do not meet criteria for the best friend (not suitable for dating of best friend i.e sluts, crazy, age) then the clause is then waived but always invoked for future potential candidates.

"I will need to activate the Friendship Clause, she has some hot friends."

Friendship Clause by Dex Rip March 29, 2012

scuttlin friend 

your scuttlin friend is the friend that you shaft with or instead of scuttlin friend you can say pumping pal

fuck me and my scuttlin friend went in the car to go dogging

scuttlin friend by Jackroll July 22, 2008

Best Friend By Association (BFBA) 

When you meet a friend of a friend that you have heard so much about them that you feel that you already know them as a person. Feeling that you are already best friends even if you have only met them twice.

Ex. Your mutual friends sharing inside jokes and then you all share the inside joke, even if the third party was not present when the said joke was made.

Best Friend By Association (BFBA) Scenerio:

Friend: Hey this is my friend Bob

Friend of a Friend: Oh your Bob? I've heard so much about you!!!! (Super excited, and might even share an inside joke that she heard from your mutual friend)

Bob: It's great to finally meet you too, We are like Best Friends by Association (BFBA)

Best Friend By Association (BFBA) by Bad Ass Unicorn December 5, 2012