Bench friend

That friend that isn't quite good enough to be the first call when you have something cool happen. They only get the call when the First string friend isn't answering.

I just banged Tanya and her sister at the same time... I gotta call my boy and tell him.

Dam he didn't answer..... who is my bench friend. I'll call him.

by Bobba43074 July 26, 2021

Fake Friend

When an old friend invites you to play golf and after you change your plans to play with him he then calls you to uninvite you.

Ryan used to be real friend but now he is only a Fake Friend.

by chodesmuggler October 2, 2023

Best Friend

There are many definitions for best friend. But to me a Best friend is:
Someone who is loyal
Someone who is there through tick and thin.
Someone who is always stealing your food and you let them.
Someone who knows the deep things about you
Someone who pulls you out of the ashes that you couldn't get out of

Someone who makes you smile on the worst of days
Someone who will sit down and cry with you
Someone who will bring you ice cream after a break up
Someone who is there for you when others aren't
And someone who stays by your side.

Best friend would do this

Bestie can we chat?
Ofc do you even need to ask that's what a best friend is for!

by Id rather not say. August 24, 2023

Second-Rate Friend

A friend who while typically is in the friend group, only asked to hang out when everyone else is busy or unavailable.

"You always cancel our plans last second to hang out with someone else, and it makes me think I'm just a second-rate friend"

by Anonymous Person 652718 September 7, 2023

Yoyo friend

a friend who, despite being fun sometimes, almost always leads you down the wrong path.

"You hang out with nice people, you get nice friends. You hang out with yoyo people, you get yoyo friends." - Rocky Balboa (1976)

by 80s Wrestling Fan September 13, 2022

mom like friend

um so.......that one mom friend, if you dont have a "mom" like person in your friend group, then you are the mom.....

pronunciation: mawh-m lie-ch freh-nd

your the mom like friend in this group.

by oh um okkk April 11, 2021

Fake friend

A fake friend is a person who's always being a bitch and never actually cares for you for example they use you for money or lifts to school and they make sure that the second they step out that car there is their friend meeting them and in the car they don't talk to you they are texting their friends so when you walk out that car they are with other friends so you just stand behind them and walk up by yourself then when you get to form there is a person who you team with in a game but as soon we this other mean person comes in they go against you. Also the only reason their friends text you is because they want to know when their friend that your giving a lift to is arriving.

"Whens ....... Arriving? " -fake friend
What I want to say: "fucking ask them I'm not your little personal free taxi"
What I day: " just picked them up and left"

by Disney>>>>you March 31, 2022