Muffin, Muffin!

A sex call, when this is said it stimulates the female sexually and makes them horny almost immediately

When he said "Muffin, Muffin!", I jumped on top of him and proceeded to fuck him.

by AnDDreWWW March 23, 2004

friend

A term used to label the male/female's private parts, in a g-rated fasion

"Wow Andrew, your friend is VERY excited!" said Vicky

by AnDDreWWW March 23, 2004

Muffin Man

A term used for a hot-looking motherfucker.

Look! It's the muffin man! I really want his cock.

by AnDDreWWW March 23, 2004

Russian Vibe

n. A Russian man who uses a vibrator to sexually stimulate someone who is extremely obsessed with Russia
v. The act of a Russian Vibe stroking the clitoris of an extremely obsessed about Russia girl with a vibrator

n. Whoa, that Russian Vibe I ordered in that catalog made me cream cheese so much last night!
v. You can Russian Vibe me all night long, Ivan...

by AnDDreWWW March 24, 2004

Buttgina

The area in-between the anus and the genitalia. Also known as the choad

DAYUMN BOY! You have a hairy buttgina! You need that shit waxed!

by AnDDreWWW March 23, 2004