Maastrichtse cheese market

The Maastrichtse cheese market is a sexual technique where two men (or any other genders that have penile genitalia) touch penis tips, where preferably their foreskins touch like a Chinese finger trap. Their dickcheese will then be allowed to transfer from one person to the other, accomplishing a "cheese trade" as they do in the Dutch cheese market in Maastricht, The Netherlands.

Yesterday evening, me and my boyfriend tried the Maastrichtse cheese market. My penis got infected the day after.

by Animeism March 24, 2022

philly cheese dick

When you pull out of your hotel and some other dude's nut is on your penis.

I was rather upset when I pulled out of my girl and had a Philly Cheese Dick.

by TheBoss412 February 06, 2018

white and brown fudge swirly twist cheese flip

described as a man ejaculating into a womans anus as the woman has diarrhea, then proceeding to twist and rotate inside the womans anus then creating a white and brown sludge of smelly chocolate and semen, Then proceeding to scoop it out with a cheese flip and then comsuming their delicous "white and brown fudge swirly twist cheese flip"

person 1 "i had a great time with my girlfriend last night, she even let me make a white and brown fudge swirly twist cheese flip!"
person 2 "sick bro"

by Skizzzzer January 06, 2024

white and brown fudge swirly twist cheese flip

described as a man ejaculating into a womans anus as the woman has diarrhea, then proceeding to twist and rotate inside the womans anus then creating a white and brown sludge of smelly chocolate and semen, Then proceeding to scoop it out with a cheese flip and then comsuming their delicous "white and brown fudge swirly twist cheese flip"

person 1 "i had a great time with my girlfriend last night, she even let me make a white and brown fudge swirly twist cheese flip!"
person 2 "sick bro"

by Skizzzzer January 06, 2024

grinches testicle cheese

weed

friend 1: do you smoke the grinches testicle cheese
friend 2: nah dude i sway toward that 057

by zassanzz February 14, 2018

cheese the sponge

1) To fail fantastically right out of the gate... like as if you were to use a new sponge to clean a cheesy mess, instantly ruining both the sponge and any chance of a successful cleaning of the cheesy mess.

All you had to do was clean the dishes... but all you did was totally cheese the sponge!

by HawaiianBryan October 23, 2013

Fat Cheese

A person who is Obese and who tends to be annoying on some occasions. These people can be really nice one day and horrible on the other.

I spoke to him today and he was being an asshole! What a Fat Cheese!

by Dazme October 06, 2022