your penis (aka your dick)

it's basically your second brain but you do worse decisions about it

your penis (aka your dick) is just weird than your whole life in 15 years.

by peterparkerpizzatime October 28, 2022

penis

a big long thing, and sadly sometimes short.

better without a hood.

michael jackson has a 23 inch penis.

by meowmeowpusspuss November 3, 2022

Penis

A long thing on a boys butt that’s super fun to suck on and stick up your vagina.

It’s so satisfying to see how far up your vagina you can stick a penis

I suck my boyfriends penis cause it a foot long and I also put it in my vagina cause it’s so long and I can deep throat and it goes so far up my fucking vagina

by SexyPenisSucker November 4, 2022

Penis

A body part from a guy 12-13 year old morons use for comedy.

Idiot 12 year old: Penis.

Other idiot 12 year old: *w h e e z e* You're so funny Harold

by Himynameisjo November 7, 2022

pteradactyl penis

massive schlong could be black

that monkey has a pteradactyl penis.

by buffalo penis November 9, 2022

Penis

A penis is a “sausage” used for peeing, and release “milk” that contains sperm.

An eggplant emoji means Penis.

by beluga the suzzi cat November 13, 2022

penis

penis

penis

by penishaver122 November 15, 2022