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Nut

Hey may i have nut?
Yes you may
*begins to grab friends crotch and rip it off to eat it*
Oh dear god!
by PotatoAteMyBum October 21, 2019
mugGet the Nutmug.

Deez Nuts

Deez Nuts!!! ahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahah Ghottem
by Milked my family jewels September 4, 2018
mugGet the Deez Nutsmug.

cobbing me nuts

I've got COVID, and have been cobbing me nuts.
by onkydon1 March 25, 2022
mugGet the cobbing me nutsmug.

what if you sucked my nuts

a term originally coined by hakita (creator of ultrakill) during a discord converstation
used when someone's theory is stupid (hence the, "what if")
Hakita: "mankind is fucking dead"
wheet: "ultrakill may as well take place *during* the events of doom for all we know the chronological order of things make sense"
Hakita: "no survivors"
"0"
"all dead"
wheet: "but what if !!!!"
Hakita: "what if you sucked my nuts"
by IDEFINEDTHATIDIDTHAT March 25, 2025
mugGet the what if you sucked my nutsmug.

wall nut

when you rail someone or jerk off) against a wall- the result is finishing on the wall. hence wall nut.

or alternatively when you jerk off a wall
Donald, I invite you to my home, and what do you do? You have the Audacity to wall nut all over the mahogany wood paneling. The audacity.
by anonymous November 12, 2020
mugGet the wall nutmug.

nut cred

1. Saving up or postponing nutting for later on for several reasons such as avoiding post nut clarity and completing a 2 week challenge. It also improves spank bank.

2. Applies solely to males on the size of testicles determining the quantity and character of semen output. Participants of the 2 week challenge obtain a legendary output of semen of 11 ml or 0.011 L.
1. Alex decided to Nut cred by participating in a 2 week challenge which he could brag about to his friends. He believes in semen retention and strongly encourages it. According to Alex, “Nut Cred prevents post nut clarity. I feel amazing.”

2. “ My huge nuts enable me to have a gigantic output of semen”- Alex
“Are you referring to Nut Cred?” - Gina
“Ofc. But my vivid imagination and 2 week challenge also helped in increasing the output volume” - Alex
by artisplay September 16, 2023
mugGet the nut credmug.

Off nut

The definition of off nut is MM every single weekend between the hours of Friday 5pm - Monday 5pm. And is usually because of copious amounts of narcotics and alcohol
Cor I am off nut.
by go_again October 24, 2020
mugGet the Off nutmug.

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