Shipping Nuts

The act of cuming out of at least a second story window and a girl catching it in her mouth

Mom: Honey its time for supper
Son: Not now mom I wont be done shipping nuts till sunrise

by Nofuckyoufuckyoufuckyou May 15, 2020

No Nut New Nyear

For one year you must not NUT
You may Nut the year after but then after that it repeats.

Are you guys ready for No Nut New Nyear

by Thomas Bryant (weaboo trash) April 28, 2019

Plug Nut

The act of using a buttplug in place of a lug nut when constructing or repairing machinery. This method is often used when an individual has run out of lug nuts.

I was fixing someone's car today, but halfway through I ran outta lug nuts. Thankfully I was able to pull a plug nut just in time.

by BatteryMaster January 4, 2017

Bust a nut

To wank so violently that you drain your nuts and have to wait until your balls are full of cum that you can now bust another nut

Mark "Dude, that porn last night made me bust a nut so hard, I might have to wait three months"
James "That's crazy"

by Aussie Fella' December 11, 2024

Going Nuts

Consuming abnormally large amounts of nutmeg to obtain a cannabinoid/deliriant high

I've been going nuts for so long my wife left me when I thought her foot was my sounding tool

by Bigtiddygothula69 August 7, 2024

nut-bar

A self made Snickers involving one's sperm. Usually made by those guys who also like to make cream cups.

"My girlfriend totally liked the nut-bars I made, she even flushed it down with a cream cup!"

by nuttinson November 2, 2018

Timmy tough nuts

Someone whose passive aggressive who wont say shit to your face but will type shit on social

Fuckin timmy tough nuts over here wont look me in the eyes butl'll talk behind a screen

by Yaint shit son November 5, 2020