broken penis 

when you give her anal so hard your bell-end snaps off

teacher: "why isn't Johnny in school today?"
me: "he got a broken penis"
teacher:"...."

broken penis by pls love me December 29, 2018

double penis 

When you get fucked by two penises at the same time

Jack got double penised yesterday

double penis by epicpenisman January 13, 2019

tyrant penis 

A penis that takes the vagina by force.

His tyrant penis took me by surprise.

tyrant penis by Diamond Carl Jr January 23, 2019

E-penis 

The attitude common in cranks and tech nerds who try to avoid being “sheeple” by creating unnecessary complexity. This includes attemps at “sticking it to the man” by avoiding elegant, well honed solutions. They have the relentless urge to muck around default settings to show how 1337 they are.
Good examples are installing pfsense instead buying an off the shelf router that’s simpler. Using the command line (for non repetetive tasks) even though the GUI takes the same time.

My start8 menu is conking out.
Yeah, no wonder. You should know better than to muck around with the default setup to show off your e-penis.

E-penis by gmoney2 February 18, 2019

Small penis cal

Gay cal

Jimmy is a small penis cal

Small penis cal by Hey cal October 23, 2019

Buried penis syndrome 

When fat in the pubic area on overweight men protrudes over the penis, making it look smaller.

You better stop eating so much because over time you will get buried penis syndrome.

Buried penis syndrome by El coyote January 22, 2020

mini penis 

The organ that grows, primarily from 1-6 inches in length, on women every week. It is crucial that women cut off the penis every week, otherwise fatal infection will occur.

Jenny’s mini penis was 5 inches before she cut it off.

mini penis by ksmittyy June 23, 2020