doddy dick

Meaning as in, big, amazing, pleasing, sensational, cock.

My sidie told me she wanted my doddy dick, and I said come get this amazing, sensational, huge cock then baby.

by Sidieslayer November 27, 2015

Zombie Dick

Typically occurs when she says it's that time of the month, and you drunkenly reply that you don't care and have sex anyways. Upon examining your penis post coitus, you realize that you now have a bloody Zombie Dick.

"Dude it looks like someone dipped a hotdog in ketchup and slapped your sheet like twelve times." "Nah man I just had an absolute Zombie Dick.

by JakeDaPillowSnake December 1, 2015

dick sad

a disorder commonly occurring after a breakup or extreme heartbreak where a male finds it difficult to find the motivation even get erect, let alone jack it off.

Jeff: Hey dude wanna see who can jerk off the most in a day?
Tom: I can't man, i'm dick sad.
Jeff: Alright bro, maybe another time!

by aceofyoloswag April 1, 2016

dick set

A dick set is a matching pair of bra and panties a girl wears on the way to a dick appointment or to wear special for her mans

Becky: girl is that from Victoria secret

Jen: hell yeah I had to get more dick sets for my man

by cliff0rd November 14, 2018

Dick Purse

A fanny pack worn in the front

He isn't playing with himself, probably getting a debit card from his dick purse.

by Cosmic Gloryhole July 25, 2017

spaghetti dick

When a man's penis is long and noodle-like

I just walked in on Steve changing and that guy has got a real spaghetti dick.

by Treeknob August 29, 2017

Kamego Dicks

Unit of measure:
Used to identify substantially small items usually hard to see by the naked eye

1.)What size shoe do you wear? Size 10.5 or 74 Kamego Dicks
2.) That wall is 34 Kamego Dicks out of plum (approx 3")
3.)That drywall is only 18 Kamego Dicks thick, we needed full 5/8" thick.

by <PonySlaystation> August 31, 2017